If you ground your 8 year old from screen time . ..
He will tear through a ream of paper.
If he gets his hands on paper he will go through a roll of tape and use your GOOD scissors to make airplanes, ninja stars and boats.
If he makes boats he will fill your sink with water.
If he fills your sink with water he will but the orange paper boat in the water and it will turn the sink a lovely shade of mellow yellow.
When all that paper gets wet he will throw it in the trash (because you can’t recycle wet paper, of course).
When he goes through all the paper you will need to buy another ream, and he will tear through that too. . .and then, his baby brother will knock it all on the floor trying to play along.
All because you grounded your 8 year old from screen time.
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